Lynna Malia

I don't do Saturdays

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Failures in life =|

31.5.10

Hello hello hello?? Earth to readers??!! Okay, whatever. Now this might be weird but I'm gonna write about today. Well, today I went out for lunch with Aleena, her mom and her sister. At first everything went -Creek...creek...creek....- Then all of a sudden bonding started to arrive in our I don't know what..Hmmm, I guess... I can't say anything else though. =|

Today's just gonna be a short post. I'm really tired. Like really! So, to entertain you for today..Take a look at this picture...Its pretty epic.

Lol! Noobs =|
Till failures fail to launch
xoxo
Lynna :]

Monday, May 31, 2010

Huh? What? What's that? Could you repeat that again please?

29.5.10

Alright you bobbleheads!!How's it going? Bahaha, bobbleheads :D Okay, we all know Summer has arrive and hell yeah we're not having fun. I mean, probably not yet but maybe soon? Yeah, oh well? At least we all have to not see out least favorite teacher in school :D Right, Kyle? ;)

Alright! Let's start with today's topic.
Today's topic is : Why must people always stare at us at the most strangest way possible in public?

Well, I believe that they stare at us like that -------> O.O <--------- in public is because they have nothing else better to do or they just think your sense of fashion is down the drain or they're just interested in you ;) Haha, I doubt its the last one when in comes to the same gender. hahaha! Now, when it comes to me staring at other people is because I'm bored and I like to see what they are wearing. Sometimes their outfits so last year and they think they can make a last year into this year. LOL!! haha, complete fool ;D I'm not saying you have to follow the fashion trend but hey, make yourself look decent. To be honest, I kinda don't. Bahaha, then why the hell am I saying all this? Pfft, cause I'm bored. That's why ;) You know what? just ignore everything I said. Ooops, I just wasted probably, i don't know 3-5 mins of your time? Hmmm, beats me..

Alright, you Goffy Goober!
It's the end!

Till strong winds rape your hair
xoxo
Lynna :]

P.S. I love you, Kyle :D

Saturday, May 29, 2010

School? What the fuck is that?

25.5.10

Hola! And welcome to another post of Lynna!! Okay, now people have been bragging about Justin Beiber being gay, haven't break voice and stuff like that, right? Well, I'll tell ya what I think...

I think..

that..

its..

NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!! You're not a music critic or what-so-ever...Please people.Sigh.

Now, let him do what he do best and that is "Wowing" girls with his awesomeness that he have somewhere deep down or something..

I'm not saying I support him or anything but I just think that he is a sweet guy and deserves the GOOD crowd he earned. Okay, his voice is probably kinda girl-ish but I swear to you, I use to melt over his voice..Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh..

Anyway, I am going to move on to my favourite genre ever!

SCREAMO BABY!!! <3>

Alright. There are two bands I currently love. Asking Alexandria and Bring Me The Horizon!!

Fuck yeah, suckers!

Believe it or not, both bands are from UK. Haha, so cool.

Obviously, British musics are the best among the rest! haha, but never doubt American screamos also. Haha.

Okay, I have to get jetting..My hands are like tired and sore!

Till poop comes out of your poophole :D

xoxo

Lynna :]

P.S. Do not use words you don't know the meaning to it :D Hell-A-Dink! :D

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Nasty shitz and fagz! Eww, that's gay :|

24.5.10

Yippee! Alright all of you Greek Gods and Goddesses! Pfft. Like anyone one of you are...? Hmmm, we will never know! Maybe you're Annabeth, daughter of Athena :D.. Or Perseus, Son of Zeus. No, he is not the son of Poseidon just because the movie, Percy Jackson says so. They just elaborated the story and change alittle here and there:D Alright. You might have guessed today's topic. Today's topic is.....
=O
Greek Mythology!!!
HELL YEAH!
Alright, we all know myths are not real. Right? But what if they are real? What if they used to exist. After all. If they are not real who built that big temple thingy..I don't know what's the name.. Parthenon? Yeah, its the Parthenon. Please don't ask me what is a Parthenon. I don't know myself. go to the internet and search for it. I'm not a person who provides information. Thank you very much. Now, you're gonna give me the crap and shits saying "Hey, Perseus is not the son of Zeus!! its Poseidon. The Percy Jackson movie says so! and blah blah blah!" Okay, first of all, they are called "MOVIES". And movies are actually not true. Unless its based on true story. But mostly 91% of the stories are not real. Seriously. Now, here is the proof that Perseus is not the son of "POSEIDON"

Now, click it and you can see the in bigger version. Haha! Proof!! Athena doesn't have a daughter name Annebeth. Wikipedia says so :D Wikipedia never lies!! :| Now, I think there's enough of Greek for the day. Sigh. Now, I have to chat with my best friend, Brandon :D Oh my god, I love him like to death. But I still have to say one thing. That spammer in Munirah's blog?? Man, they do have a lot of time in their hands. I mean, Leave her the fuck alone! Let her be. Please uh! Serious. Sigh, but I don't know the background story so I'm gonna keep quiet. Hmmm, let's not strain eyes and die or go blind or whatever eye things or sickness is there. let's jet, bitches!

Haha
Till the lightning bolt of Zeus be stolen again
xoxo
Lynna :]
P.S. I hate people who can't seem to have their own ideas. Posers! Hell-A-Dink!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Hola!

23.5.10

Hé les gars! Je suis réellement apprendre le français :D et ses très cool. Donc, je ne vais pas me vanter et s'asseoir ici et parler de cela. Je suis ici pour parler de ce que le baiser qui est arrivé à moi et Nikki dans la MRT.. Eh bien, à environ 3.06 JE bord du train et il y a cette petite fille mignon debout à côté de moi, tous les adorables et tout a commencé stepping sur mon soulier! Boston je vais lui donner une chance. Elle est petite.

Translation :
Hey guys! I'm actually learning French :D And Its very cool. So, I'm not gonna brag and sit here and talk about that. I'm here to talk about what the fuck happened to me and Nikki in the MRT..

Well, at around 3.06 I board the train and there is this small little cute girl standing next to me, looking all adorable and all started stepping on my shoe! Nevermind I'll give her a chance. She's small. Lighten up, eh? Then I continued to actually listen to my song and then she kicked Nikki in the leg and everyone was like amazed at her. Nikki gave chance to her and kept quiet. He was pissed obviously. Then about 5 seconds later, she kicked both my leg and Nikki's !! Like fuck the what? I shouted at her " Hey, little girl. can you be an angel and run off to that door and slam your pretty face hard on it? " She doesn't understand at all then Nikki shouted "Leave bitch!" Haha, epic moment! He bought me Double Chocolate Frappe though. It was sweet of him :D Haha, I guess that's all I have to tell ya.

Gotta jet!

Till little devils kick you in the ass
xoxo
Lynna :]

P.S. Whoever copies my style of writing will face consequences. thanks bitches! :D

Sunday, May 23, 2010

What comes around goes around mumbo jumbo! -.-

21.5.10

Hey people eaters. Bahaha! People eaters. Sounds wrong. Like you know. Yeah, you know. Bahaha!

Anyway, moving on. We had CCA(Co-curriculum Activity), PVC (Photo-Video Club), and I was fucking tired! My head was like dangling and my eyes are half closed! My eyebags was revealed! :( Eww, I wonder how people go through with eyebags. Its weird why they call it eyebags. Pfft. Beats me. I don't fuckin' know. Oh, I have dark rings too. Bleh.

I made an experiment today! I put chilli with fries and it became chilli-fries! Haha, and just the other day I ate fries with maple syrup :D It taste good. Om nom nom nom...Hehe. And I also eat fries with butter and maple syrup! How does it taste? Hmmm, like butter with maple syrup. Like a breakfast lunch taste thing. Pfft. I don't fuckin' know ;) But NEVER try Koko-Krunch with Soya bean milk! IT TASTE HORRIBLE! I had diarrhea. wow, did I get off topic?

Well, I did. I'm suppose to write about that mofo in the picture up there but I strayed somewhere else. That picture over there? Who is that? Hmm, can't tell ya cause the name's already in the picture. Pfft. Waste my time typing his name. He is one of the loudest front men in screamo history! actually I don't know. Danny Worsnop or him. Hmm, IDEK. But both of them are very hot and good-looking its just that one of them is rather a player then the other. Haha. Whatever. Riiight? But, Oli is adorable! Oops, I just told you the name. Ain't gunna tell you the rest. hehehehehe. Well, moving on. I'm really obsessed with this band Naj intro to me. Like its so nice. Dark blue :D Haha, Ilovethat! Yeah, well, i guess I gotta get going. my phone has been ringing for like three times with me knowing and I'm too busy writing this whole shit down :D Hehe..Like okay bye:]

till monster's grab your feet!!
xoxo
Lynna :]

Friday, May 21, 2010

Things that was unexpected

20.5.10

Alright you fags and sluts today was kinda okay. You all know what school feels like. It is evil! Hmph! I'm not here to waste my time, sitting on my ass and talk about school! that's retarded. Anyway, I guess we will start today's topic. Today's topic is, I don't know. nothing special happened today so I'm guessing no story then? Aww :(

Hah! yeah, well, i guess that's good for you and stuff. You don't have to strain your eyes from reading what I'm writing or anything. Wait, you are reading all of this! Well, since you're reading I'm just gonna go. I'm pretty tired from talking late at night with a dude. Yeah. Well, what'd you expect? By the way, I got highest for English composition! Cool,huh? Well, writing everything about someone you love does pay off :D Thanks, Zat. I love you ♥♥

Well, I guess I better go.
Till we all sleep at night
xoxo
Lynna :]

P.S. Hyperventilation can cause DEATH! Better be careful. In case you don't know what it means, Go to Wikipedia and search. I'm to lazy to write it all down.Pfft ;)

Thursday, May 20, 2010

What a fucked up bus driver said to me :D

19.5.10

Hey douche bags and sluts! Okay, I know I'm insulting but hey, its my blog I can write whatever shit I want to. Hate it? Leave, bitch! Haha. Alright today's topic is about fucked up bus drivers. I mean what the fuck do they want?
Here's the story. So, I was about to leave my house and head over to Natt's house and I have to take a bus to get there. We all have ez-link cards am I right? Yeah. So I lost mine and I have to use an adults card. You can see that the sound is a little bit different. Student cards has a different pitch than an adults card when you tap . So, anyway, I told you I have to use and adults card. The bus arrived and when I tapped the card this is the conversation :

Retarded bus driver : Eh, what you doing uh girl?!
Lynna : Uh, Tapping my card? what do think I'm doing?
Retarded bus driver : Why sound different? You using adults one uh??!!
Lynna : Uh, yeah..I am?
Retarded bus driver : Why?!
Lynna : Cause I lost my fucking Ez-link card! What you want me to do? Pay 10 dollars?
Retarded bus driver : *mumbles somethings weird or at least fucked up*
Lynna : Fucker!

And that point of time, everyone was staring at me like I'm an alien or something. And I'm telling you that's the worst thing ever! I'm like "What the fuck are you staring at, bitches?! MYOFB!"

Anyway, yeah. I'm like that. I get pissed off easily. If I ride any bus and saw that retard I am going to say " Hey, you're that faggot who humiliate me infront off the whole bus. Huh? Guess what? I'm using an adults card and I love using it! *shows middle finger* " I would tell you, that would be fucking epic!

Okay, now back to reality. I just got back, oh man I really hate this topic, my results for mid term. I passed like 4 subjects and math? Don't bother asking. I failed..with pride..! :D okay, gonna move on. And guys, If you are getting eye constrain or something, don't worry. I'm wrapping it up!

Well, see ya later!
till monster attack your bed
xoxo
Lynna :]

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Warning reading this might have a little side effect

18.5.10

Hi there! And welcome to another episode of : I'm not really interested. Today's topic is...........
=O
I don't even know
-_-'' dude, what the...?
Haha! okay, moving on with the whole thing.I'm not really gonna blog about anything. I'm probably just gonna talk or write for that matter about hmmm, let me see..Well, lets talk about weird dreams.
Alright now. Dreams have like tons of things. happy dreams, scary dreams(nightmare), uncalled for dreams, weird or strange dreams and we all are very familiar with the terms WET dreams. but now we're gonna talk about...poop..poop..poop.. WEIRD DREAMS!

Weird dreams can be in alot of ways. Like for example you are in this dark forest and no light at all and then all of a sudden you're in a carnival eating cotton candy and then a pony talks to you and asks if he could have your cotton candy. Okay, we're going a little out of hand there. Haha, talking ponies. Epic. Now, we all have different kinds of dreams. Share yours with me by going to my facebook account its right next to this post, add me if you havent and tell me your epic or weird dream and publish it on my wall.

Thanks alot for actually having to read all this shit. haha!

Till I come back from the dead!
xoxo
Lynna :]

P.S. Ponies can't talk just to clear that up and that guy up there is super hot. MINE! lay your hands of the mouse and do not click on the picture! I WILL KILL YOU!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Letters in empty spaces

17.5.10

Greetings webgeeks of the internet world. Okay, today was like the last paper ever!AMEN to that! Art was fine but I'm not here to talk about stinkin' exams like the other bloggers would do. I'm here to write at what I do best...and that is? Write about losers and shitheads around the fucking world :D WHAT HAS THE WORLD GOTTEN INTO?!?! Well I would take that as my question of that day ;D
To answer that is simple. NO LIFE. Yeah, I said it!
Like you see, people have so called "personality" of actually stating random accusations to the other party just because they hate them??
Fuck the what?
Yeah. Its true basically. Can't really blame them because its temptation to do it so. Heck, I myself do that sometimes. But secretly *shhhhh* lol. Yeah, so my point is...NOTHING. I'm just bored so some random topic or subject would pop up in my brain and then I would sit here in my comfortable chair and write down all the shits :D Fun, eh? Haha, I bet you guys do it too ;)
Dude, what the shit?
Yeah, well random times calls for random measures. I don't even know what that means.Pfft.
Okay, well, I bet you guys are yawning and falling asleep and guess what?
You're in luck! I'm about to end all of this :D

Till I spoil your mood of the day;
xoxo
Lynna :]

P.S. I don't give a fuck what people think of me anymore \m/

Monday, May 17, 2010

Hello people!

16.5.10

Hey guys! sorry. No photo of the post today :( that's not sad! haha, okay. Well, I'm here to just talk about shit I talked about for the past, oh I don't know, A FUCKING YEAR! haha, okay. Today I went to my guitar class and this is a conversation I had with Nikki today :]

Nikki : Lynna! Hey! Here! *waving hysterically from a distance*
Lynna : Oh, hi! Hey! Oh my god! what a coincidence?haha *starting to blush?*
Nikki : Yeah. I thought so too *did the weird face*
Lynna : haha, okay. Fuck the what? Haha, hey, we gotta get going. I think we're late.
Nikki : Nah, we have another 15 mins. Hey, you look pretty today with that hairstyle.
Lynna : oh, really? So, for the past two lessons I look like a total trash? Is that what you're saying?
Nikki : NO! Hell no! haha, I'm just saying you look great as usual *meddles with wallet and cellphone*
Lynna : Who are you texting there? Your girlfriend?
Nikki : NO! Fuck that. I don't have a girlfriend. Well, not yet of course. *did the eyebrow thingy*
Lynna : Uh huh. yeah, your face tells it all, Sherlock.
Nikki : Haha! you're funny you know that?
Lynna : No, I'm not! Well, right after what you said I think I already know
Nikki : LMAO!
Lynna : Okay..?
Nikki : Eh, you better hurry up sit next to me! Later that annoying girl is gonna sit next to me! NIGHTMARE!
Lynna : haha, I think we should! haha. Amen! I thought I was the only who thinks she's annoying. -.-
Nikki : haha, nah. me too :D
Lynna : yay! i'm not a loser!
Nikki : Heck no!
Lynna : Haha!
Nikki : Hey, its your luck. You get to sit next to me.
Lynna : Yeah. Like there's a price?
Nikki : Oh, I think you will have one *did the sinister smile*
Lynna : Asshole!
Nikki : haha!

Okay, To be honest. That is pretty detailed. haha, Okay, So, I just read my good friend, Aleena's profile and she mentioned me so I thought that I should mention her :D
She's a nice person who has tons of personality and a nice girl to talk to :D
Cheers Aleena! :D

Till alphabets put into words and words into sentences and sentences into a story
xoxo
Lynna :]

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Saturdays are Sundays yesterdays

15.5.10

Hello ninjas and samurais! Haha, Okay, I know I haven't been posting anything and I'm sorry :D Haha, okay, I know my previous posts are very lame and shit but I grew out of that stage. Everyone is lame in their own ways. Now I have to tell you bout my life. Hey hey!

Okay, let's start with Facebook. Well, I met two new people. One is Michael Wallace. Very cute guy. Nice time to talk to, I guess and not to mention funny. Don't know him well enough yet but I don't know. Okay, moving on. The other one is Stephen Parker. Nice guy. Cute and very funny :D haha, okay, both of them are form UK. Cool country! \m/ Haha, I think I'm donee talking bout them now. I will brag even longer.

Now comes best friends. I FUCKING LOVE THEM! I watched The Last Song with Naj and Natt. Cried our eyes out and yes I cried the most. IT WAS TOUCHING! DO NOT BLAME ME! Hmph! But Mile Cyrus has to destroy the concept of the story.Sigh. Well, I guess that's it. That's probably what has been happening to me ;D

Good day everybody :)

xoxo
Lynna :]

Saturday, May 15, 2010

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Hey there ;D The name is Lynna. 14. Is a hypocrite(not that much though.I'm still nice XD) An asshole. Has tons of issues with people. Seriously. I will kick and punch the crap outta ya. I'm like that. I may seem weird and scary on the outside but very fragile on the inside not to mention sweet(pfft). Very fragile. So be sure to be careful on how you treat me ;) I'm a normal girl who is not in a clique or whatever. Hate that alot.I do not expect you to get me, or anything on this website, I know I can be complicated, I don’t get along with many people.I got a lot of aspirations, and they’re what’s keeping me alive. I mixed with alot of people who has different genres like ; punk, emo, indie and metalcore and more of course. Issues with people is a concern for you guys. I dislike people asking me for my MSN without even talking to me first. I hate creepy people who are above 48+ years old who has Facebook in the first place, yuck,and to be sure to get this clear : DO NOT ELABORATE FUCKING BULLSHITS STORIES YOU TELL YOUR BOYFRIENDS OR WHATEVER ABOUT ME :D oh, ask me anything if you're curious enough to ask ;D Thanks for reading. Haha, In case I haven't mention, I hate chain mails. Send them to me, I'll delete you..For sure. End.© Copyright

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